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Brussels

Ranked number one in dogshit per capita. It rains. Endlessly. Even illegal migrants don't want to live here...they run away to Sierra Leone and other happy places. Ok, it's not that bad. If you are into cultural stuff it's actually a very cost-efficient way to be pretentious. The food is great, the cafe's greater. You get Holland, France and Germany roled into one - 3 for the price of 1. EU stuff if you like all the euroblandness. It's a pretty nice place to live actually. Just a little dull. And the tax rate. oh my days. And people think Obama is a Socialist. This is socialism. Real socialism. So I suppose that healthcare, education, etc actually works. But you won't work. Not ever. Well, it's better than finland anyway.